Acid Minded

Freelance Fingers.

Why is it that even if i intend to write nonsense i have to pause before i start? Am i actually scared of writing bad nonsense (does such a thing exist?)

So what is the point of having a blog i wonder? To write your innermost thoughts for the entire online population to read? To get famous? A friend of mine said that it helped him to organize his thoughts in his head, but then why not just use simple pen and paper?

TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT! Yes from now on we must write every single little thing electronically, forget that the actual electricity you are using is harming the planet in some way (it seems that wind turbines are killing bats now…i hope Gotham’s worst never get a hold of that info). Can you imagine having to open up your bloody laptop every time you want to check the grocery list? Or to write down a girl’s number? That kind of future depresses me…

Actually, come to think of it, how incredibly stupid do you have to be to believe that Global Warming is a myth? Is Greenpeace deliberatly melting the glaciers with a bunch of hair dryers? No? WELL HOW ARE THEY MELTING THEN? No wait…perhaps the sun is just getting hotter because it’s about to explode…and if that’s the case i think global warming is the least of our worries! (Pass the Heroin please Honey).

Is it normal for your brain to just completely crash on you, or am i having occasional down syndrome? (didn’t want to use the word retarted there…and as a result my sentence sucks, another reason why political correctness needs to be corrected)